- Above all, you will need to be nimble. Read this post, and then read it again. And then again.
- You'll need to be good at math, but you'll also need a healthy helping of SAT technique. If you're really going to be ready for everything the SAT can throw at you, then you're going to need to be conversant with everything on this page. The SAT math section is not a math test, but there is a bunch of math on it, and if you're shooting for perfection you're going to need to be able to switch deftly between math wizard and test taking savant as different questions call for different approaches.
- There is no room for error. While there are some tests that will bestow an 800 on a student who's missed one math question, most are less forgiving. A single mistake might drop you as low as a 760. So let that extirpate any misgivings you have about the guessing rule—if you want an 800, you have to guess even if you're completely stumped. Of course, if you're completely stumped, then you probably haven't prepped sufficiently to be shooting for an 800 in math.
- It's not enough to get all the hard ones. An obvious corollary of the rule above is that you're going to have to be perfect on the easy ones, too. It always amazes me when I see a student who is consistently perfect on #15-20 miss #4, but I see it all the time. If you rush through the easy ones to get to the hard ones and you make a silly mistake along the way, you can kiss your perfect score goodbye.
- It only counts on the real thing. If you can get an 800 on a practice test then I'm impressed, but you don't get to join the club until you've done it on game day. That's because it's different when you take the real thing. Have you ever been to the vet's office with your pet? You know that smell in the waiting room? That's the smell of concentrated animal anxiety, and it will smell like that in your testing room. I kid, but only sorta. You have to be able to overcome the pressure, the exhaustion, and the entropy that come along with testing first thing in the morning on a Saturday. Kid next to you has the sniffles? They're mowing the lawn outside the school? The heat is blasting even though it's unseasonably warm outside and you're sweating bullets by section 2? Birds get into your testing room? All of these have happened.
- You must practice as you play. To mitigate some of the difficulties of testing day, you should simulate testing day as best you can when you practice. Wake up early on a Saturday to take practice tests. Take FULL practice tests—all three subjects. No long internet breaks between sections. No cell phone on your desk. No giving yourself an extra 30 seconds to finish a problem. No starting the next section early if you finish before 25 minutes is up. No smiling.
- You are not entitled to an 800. Even if you take every test you can get your hands on, even if you can do probability questions in your sleep, even if circle questions see you coming and just solve themselves to save you the trouble since you're such a monster, the SAT might find a way to throw a question at you that's unlike any you've seen before. That's not unfair; that's just how it works. You're going to have to wrestle with a few very difficult questions when the pressure is on, and only if you come out on top will you earn your 800.
- If it were easy, everyone would be doing it. I know this post's tone has been a bit less rosy than most of my others', but that's because I really want to set your expectations: an 800 is quite an accomplishment; it will require toil proportional to its resulting renown. If you expect to muscle through just because you're really good at math, you might be disappointed. If you expect it all to come together on test day even though your practice tests have been in the low-mid 700s, you might be disappointed. Even if you hit 800 on your last three practice tests, you might be disappointed. But doing so, and enjoying the process, is the surest path to success.
Wanna try some hard problems right now? This drill is difficult, but you should be able to rip through it without making any mistakes if you're shooting for 800. Good luck!